Happy Birthday to my @shuebydoobydoo.
I think this says it all.

“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”
— Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

(via stability)

“Poetry puts starch in your backbone so you can stand, so you can compose your life.”
— Maya Angelou (via observando)

(via builtonbones)

hellomolls:

*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

(via englishistheartofbullshit)

“Time is Eternity’s way of showing us mercy.”
— Zbigniew Herbert (via uglypnis)

(via homewrecks)

piefacemcgee:

kinetic-squirrel:

ethiopienne:

perfection

If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube

I couldn’t make it two minutes in
Save yourselves
piefacemcgee:

kinetic-squirrel:

ethiopienne:

perfection

If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube

I couldn’t make it two minutes in
Save yourselves

piefacemcgee:

kinetic-squirrel:

ethiopienne:

perfection

If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube

I couldn’t make it two minutes in

Save yourselves

(via can-u-not-my-wayward-son)

comedycentral:

Someone finally figured out how to improve The Mona Lisa.

[via Skysalmon]

“At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing, where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, is usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we’ve chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them, the people that are still with you at the end of the day - those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close. But sometimes, that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need.”